Not As Easy As 123

(I’ve ordered delivery and receive a call from the delivery person.)

Delivery Person: “I’m at your door. Why aren’t you answering?”

Me: “No one’s knocking on my door.”

(I open the door and look down the hall. It’s empty.)

Delivery Person: “I’m at apartment [number].”

Me: “I have the door open. Nobody’s here. Are you at 123 A Street?”

Delivery Person: “Yeah, 123!”

Me: “123 A Street?”

Delivery Person: “123!”

Me: “A Street?”

Delivery Person: “123, apartment [number]!”

(I suddenly realize that he’s at the condos on the street behind A Street. The street number of the building is the same as mine, but it’s B Street.)

Me: “I’ll come to you. Go down to the lobby and wait.”

(I get to the condos and there he is.)

Delivery Person: “This is 123!”

Me: “Yes, 123 B Street. I live at 123 A Street.”

Delivery Person: “123!”