Not A Debt-icated Girlfriend

| Columbus, OH, USA | Working | December 4, 2013

(I am sitting at work when I get a phone number from an unknown number. I go on break and call back.)

Debt Collector: “Hello. I am [Name] with [Student Loan Company]. We are looking for [My Ex-Girlfriend]. Is this a good number for her?”

Me: “No.”

Debt Collector: “Do you know [My Ex-Girlfriend]?”

Me: “Yes. I caught her with another man and threw her out.”

Debt Collector: *laughing* “I don’t suppose you have a good contact number for her?”

Me: “No. But if you find one, be sure to call me back. I have some words for her as well.”

Debt Collector: “Sir, I will take your number out of our database. And thank you for the best call I have had all night!”

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