Nose Is Force-Blocked
(My nose is plugged, so I wheeze a bit when I breathe.)
Me: “My nose is so plugged. I sound like Darth Vader.”
Mom: “Oh.” *chuckles* “Should you blow it?”
Me: “No.” *pause* “I WANT to be Darth Vader.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?