Barred From A Card
(My boyfriend at the time and I are cuddling on my bed. We both aren’t cheesy romantic, so our relationship up until this point has been pretty relaxed.)
Me: “Hey, [Boyfriend]. You know what I just realized?”
Boyfriend: “What?”
Me: “It’s our two month anniversary today.”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, you’re right. Actually…”
(He reaches down into his pocket.)
Boyfriend: “I got you a card.”
Me: *panicking* “NO! No! No, you didn’t!”
(He takes his empty hand out of his pocket.)
Boyfriend: *smiling* “Haha! I didn’t. But I’m glad you reacted that way.”