Monster Lightning

(My brother is playing a survival video game. He is gathering resources and starts chopping down trees for wood.)

Me: “Hey, [Brother]. Wouldn’t it be funny if a [Monster] appeared right now?”

(The monster in question is extremely powerful, and has a VERY small chance of appearing when you’re chopping down trees.)

Brother: “Suuuuuure. What are the chances—OH, SHOOT!”

(The monster has just appeared. While his character runs away, my brother and I stare at each other. He manages to escape the monster, but an in-game thunderstorm is starting. During a storm, lightning can strike, and kill, a player, but chances are, again, EXTREMELY low.)

Me: “You know what would be funny? If lightning—”

Brother: “DON’T SAY IT!”

(Literally two seconds later, lightning kills his character. From then on, my brother has been sure never to play while I’m around.)