Mind Reading Means You’re Screwed

(My son, husband, and I are sitting on our couch, talking. My son has recently watched an anime about mind reading.)

Son: “Hey, dad, I can read your mind.”

Husband: “Not true. Mind reading is not real. I’ll give you 15 dollars if you can tell me what I’m thinking.”

Son: *looks like he is thinking hard* “You’re thinking about screwing mom!”

(I sit there speechless as my husband’s face looks surprised.)

Husband: “How did you… That’s what I was thinking!”