Milking The Holidays For All Their Worth

| Right | December 25, 2013

Customer: *looking at store times* “So you’re closed Christmas Day and Boxing Day?”

Me: “Yeah.”

Customer: “So your manager thinks it’s acceptable for you to close Christmas Day and Boxing Day? One day just isn’t enough for you greedy swines? What if I, say, need some milk?”

Me: “Don’t worry. I will leave my family and come serve you your milk.”

Customer: “So you should.”


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