Mew Mew Pew Pew

(I’m on the phone with my wife:)

Wife: “Your cat… YOUR CAT has the stinkiest farts!”

Me: “I don’t have any cats. They’re your cats.”

(We play this game all the time, whenever the cats are naughty.)

Wife: “As stinky as her farts are, I’m pretty sure this has to be your cat.”

Me: “…well played.”