Making A Grope Pie
(I am baking a grape pie with my husband. The grapes have been unusually sour this batch.)
Husband: “I wonder why that is?”
Me: “It’s because they’re not very ripe, yet. See?” *squeezes one* “It’s young.” *creeper voice* “It’s perky and supple… like a breast.”
Husband: *immediately grabs my boob*
Me: *laughs* “Just had to have a boob after that description?”
Husband: “Yes.” *gruff voice* “I AM MAN. MUST HAVE BOOB.”
(Making this pie only became more of a production from there.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?