Man-Pee!

(My brother takes me to a fourth of July cookout at a house near the woods. Eventually, one guy, who is obviously very drunk, comes out of the house, announces to all and sundry that he has to pee, and wanders off into the trees. I turn to my brother.)

Me: “Wait, he’s IN the house, and decides he needs the bathroom, so he LEAVES the house and walks into the woods?”

Brother: *shrugs* “It’s a guy thing.”