Making A Holy Proposal

(My boyfriend and I have been working toward marriage. We get back from a date where I thought he might pop the question, and he didn’t. I’m slightly disappointed and confront him.)

Me: “I really thought you were going to ask me tonight.”

Boyfriend: “You just have to be patient. It’s like waiting for the return of Christ.”

Me: “…”

Boyfriend: “I promise not to make you wait 2000 years.”