Making A Gross(ery) Misjudgment

(I am a cashier and one of the things I like to do is “scan” young children with the handheld either at the end or with large item purchases, such as sodas. In this instance, a customer comes up with a young girl – maybe four or five years old, top – in the basket along with cases of sodas and water in the bottom. I proceed to walk around and scan the soda and water followed by the girl to get this reaction.)

Girl: “I’m not groceries! I HUMAN!”