The Dignified Response
(We’re at home, and I’m finishing packing my gear as I am deploying to Afghanistan the next day.)
Me: “I can’t find my head lamp.”
Wife: “I can’t find my dignity.”
Me: “Oh? Where would that be?”
Wife: “Back at home, before I married you.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
