Making A Date With Disaster
(My fiancée and I are putting up our new 2014 calendar. He has a marker and is doodling little icons in the corner of important dates, so that he can remember them.)
Fiancée: “Babe, when is our anniversary again? February?”
Me: “March 4th!”
(I watch as he draws a little smiley face on that day. When he gets to my birthday in May, he draws a little birthday cake with my initials on it. Finally, in July, he gets to our wedding date. He draws a skull and crossbones.)
Me: “What the… You a**! This is going on the internet!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?