Makes You Want To Put The Pedal To The Heavy Metal
(For an unknown reason, my dad and stepmom have felt the need to drive across the country with a 19 year old who does not want to go—me. I am in the back with my siblings: a 17 year old, and a 13 year old. Being cranky, I pick obnoxious music for my turn.)
Stepmom: “WHAT is this?”
Dad: “It’s fine.”
Stepmom: “You can’t tell me you LIKE this?!”
17 Year Old: “He hates it. But, it’s an honest name, so he doesn’t argue.”
Stepmom: “WHAT?”
Me: “Yup.”
17 Year Old: “It’s Cradle of Filth. They admit they are filth, therefore dad doesn’t argue.”
Stepmom: “Could we please try something else?”
Dad: “You don’t want to ask that.”
13 Year Old: “She’s got Type O Negative, Slipknot, Children of Bodom, Lordi and Rammstein with her.”
Stepmom: “I guess Slipknot isn’t the worst.”
Me: “Okay.”
Dad: “Oh Lord. You only have Iowa don’t you?”
Me: “Yep.”
(‘Iowa’ is Slipknot’s longest song, running over fifteen minutes and rather obscene.)
Dad: “Well [stepmom], you asked for it.”
(After that, I was no longer required to go on family trips.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?