Meet The Squarepants Family

(I am 13 years old, an only child, and I watch SpongeBob all the time. My dad has just told us an inappropriate joke.)

Me: “Watch your mouth!”

Dad: *takes bottom lip and tries to look at it*

Me: “You’re like Patrick Star!”

Mom: “Then I guess I would be SpongeBob.”

Me: “SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK ARE MARRIED?!?”

(We all laugh.)

Me: “Mom is Squidward, because she is grouchy, dad is Patrick, and Iím SpongeBob.”

Mom: “No, me and your father are both Squidward, because we’re both grouchy.”

Me: “There are two Squidwards!?”

Dad: “No, mom is Squidward, and I’m Patrick.”

Me: “And I’m SpongeBob!”

Mom: “We are one strange family.”