Makes You Want To Dye
(My best friend, my boyfriend, my brother, and I are all supposed to be watching my three-year-old cousin. It’s right before Easter, so we’re dying Easter eggs with her. My friend and I leave for two minutes to go grab paper towels. When we come back, she’s cover in egg dye while the guys are just sitting there watching.)
Me: “What the h*** guys?”
Brother: “She dyed herself.”
Me: “Okay, so we have to wash her.”
(We try everything, but nothing works. We try to come up with ways to make it sound better.)
Brother: “We’ll say she’s an Easter egg!”
Friend: “That’s not funny.”
(My friend is dating my brother.)
Boyfriend: “Ooh, someone’s not getting any tonight!”
Cousin: “Ooh, someone’s not getting any tonight, [brother’s name]!”
Friend: “We are all so f*****.”
Cousin: “F*****, f*****, f*****!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?