Liar, Liar, Fries On Fire

I was working in a fast food restaurant. It was too busy for fries to sit, so of course, they would be hot.

Customer: “Excuse me! My fries are cold!”

Nothing I said would change her mind, until…

Me: “Ma’am, the only way you could get your fries hotter than they are would be to set them on fire.”

She had no choice but to accept her fries.