Kiss Your High Score Goodbye, Level 2

(I’m playing ‘Dragon Age: Origins’ as my girlfriend walks up behind me. I’m having my character date another character called Morrigan. My girlfriend, who introduced me to the game, hates her.)

Girlfriend: “Why her?”

Me: “I haven’t gotten the achievement for banging her f****** brains out yet.”

Girlfriend: *pouts and sits in my lap* “And did you get the achievement for doing that to me?”

Me: “Woman, I got that achievement the day we first met, remember?”

Girlfriend: “Wait… it’s an achievement to bang me?”

Me: “Given how you’re essentially a goddess in human form? I’d say yes.”

Girlfriend: “I have no clue if you’re flirting with me or not.”

Me: “All I’m sayin’ is that I want more sex.”