Best To Just Sweep That Under The Carpet

| Romantic | May 26, 2014

(My boyfriend and I are cleaning the house, and he is having trouble with the vacuum.)

Boyfriend: “D*** it! Stop eating the carpet, you stupid vacuum!”

Me: “You know, there are different settings that you can use so it doesn’t eat the carpet.”

Boyfriend: “Only real men use the carpet eater! … Wait.”

Both: *laughs really hard*

(He’s such a dork, and totally a keeper.)

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