Best To Just Sweep That Under The Carpet
(My boyfriend and I are cleaning the house, and he is having trouble with the vacuum.)
Boyfriend: “D*** it! Stop eating the carpet, you stupid vacuum!”
Me: “You know, there are different settings that you can use so it doesn’t eat the carpet.”
Boyfriend: “Only real men use the carpet eater! … Wait.”
Both: *laughs really hard*
(He’s such a dork, and totally a keeper.)
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