Just Became Your Number One Problem

(This happened to my grandfather in the 60s. He is out with a few friends late at night and they all decide it would be fun to pee against the City Hall. My grandfather claims he didn’t have to go but decides to join them anyway. Of course, a police officer shows up and they all run, except for some reason my grandfather doesn’t.)

Grandfather: “I’m really sorry about this. I didn’t really need to go but all my friends did it.”

Police Officer: “I see. Where do you live?”

Grandfather: *points across the street* “Right over there.”

Police Officer: “Well, I wasn’t going to write you up, but now it seems I have to!”

(He got a fine for 10 Deutschemark!)