It’s Beginning To Taste A Lot Like Christmas

(My fiancée and I are doing sexy-times. We’ve just cleaned up after my portion, and now it’s her turn. As we start kissing…)

Fiancée: “Why do you taste like Christmas trees?”

Me: *wondering what Christmas trees taste like, wondering why she only noticed this now when we’ve been kissing for a while, and wondering how she can taste that through her own morning breath* “…Let’s move on.”