Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 58

(I am texting my long distance boyfriend when he asks the zombie question.)

Boyfriend: “What would you do if I turned into a zombie?”

Me: “Well, that would certainly put a damper on our sex life”

Boyfriend: “What sex life? We live two thousand miles apart, you walnut.”

Me: “Oh, right… Maybe I’VE turned into a zombie.”