It Behooves You To Tell A Lie
(A patron approaches the desk.)
Me: “How are you today?”
Patron: “Do you want the truth, or a real good lie?”
Me: “Oh, let’s go for the lie.”
Patron: “Oh, my day was terrible! My dog ran in front of a car, and the car swerved into a truck, which swerved into the ditch and flipped over! Unbeknownst to us, the truck was full of toxic waste, so my dog now has hooves!”
Me: “That was the best lie I’ve heard all day!”
Patron: “Wonderful! Now, how do I get a library card here?”
(I have a feeling he’s going to be one of our awesome patrons!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
