Holy Doppelgänger Batman!

| Right | July 17, 2017

(I work as a cashier at a local gas station. A few hours ago, I had rung up a girl in a Batman costume, and now I’m ringing up another customer in a Batman shirt.)

Me: *joking* “Huh, I didn’t know there were two Batmans running around Gotham.”

Customer: *playing along* “Nope, there’s only one Batman, and that is me.”

Me: “Oh, gosh, I wonder who that last Batman was then. Hope it isn’t the Joker.”

Customer: *looks around mock-seriously* “Which way did he go?!”

Me: “Actually, it was a she. It could have been Harley.”

Customer: “I’ll keep my eye out for her. Thank you.”

(He left with his bags after I finished up. When he got out the door, I heard him exclaim “To the Batmobile!” and I just lost it. That guy made my day!)

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