Inappropriate Re-Butt-al

(My brother, cousin, and I do a thing where we yell “your MOM!” or “your FACE” or “your BUTT” jokingly as a stupid comeback, regardless of what was being said. The three of us have gone to the basement to play video games.)

Brother: “So, what are we going to play?”

Cousin: “Your BUTT!”

*prolonged silence*

Me: “Um…”

Cousin: “Oh, my God! Freudian slip, much?”

Me: “Eww…”

Brother: “I’m going to go sit waaaay over there.”