Beats Me What Mom Is Thinking

| Related | July 2, 2013

(My mom and I are baking brownies. The recipe calls for four lightly beaten eggs.)

Me: “’Lightly beaten’? How do you ‘lightly beat’ something?”

(My mom starts gently touching me with her fist, repeatedly.)

Mom: *monotone* “You’ll never be worth… much…”

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