Beats Me What Mom Is Thinking
(My mom and I are baking brownies. The recipe calls for four lightly beaten eggs.)
Me: “’Lightly beaten’? How do you ‘lightly beat’ something?”
(My mom starts gently touching me with her fist, repeatedly.)
Mom: *monotone* “You’ll never be worth… much…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
