Candy Hearts

| Related | June 30, 2013

(I’m sitting in the living room for the evening, watching TV and eating a bag of chocolates. My kid brother gets home, and I offer him the bag. He takes a few, and I pull the bag back.)

Brother: “Hey, they’re not just yours! Share!”

Me: “I’ve just given you some, and that was out of the kindness of my heart!”

Brother: *narrows eyes* “But you don’t have one.”

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