In It To Win It

(My wife and I are taking a shower together after putting the baby to bed. I’m picking up the baby’s bath things from the tub and getting in. My wife, meaning to tell me to put a hair catch grate back into the drain, says the following:)

Wife: *pointing in my direction* “Put that thing in.”

Me: “Not the most romantic way I’ve been propositioned, but I’ll take what I can get.”