Period Versus Chestburster
(I was having a particularly awful menstrual cycle one month, which leaves me extremely physically exhausted and in a lot of pain. My husband, who knows this, turns to me suddenly and says:)
Husband: “Hey, let’s drink red wine tonight, eat chocolate, and watch Mermaids and/or Aliens.”
(Best. Husband. Ever.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?