If The Shoe Fits…, Part 4

| Related | September 27, 2014

(My little sister is extremely open-minded, and also tends to say random things. She is currently trying on some new shoes.)

Sister: *puts two different types of shoes on* “Hey, these look kinda cute together… like a couple! A shoe couple! Aww, they’re probably in love.” *holds them next to each other* “Don’t they make the cutest boyfriend and girlfriend? Oh, wait. They’re both girls’ shoes – does that mean they’re both girls? So they’re actually girlfriends!”

Me: “What the h***!? Did you just comment on the sexual orientation of your SHOES?”

Sister: “Yep. They’re such a perfect couple.”

Me: “Dude, they’re shoes…”

Related:
If The Shoe Fits…, Part 3
If The Shoe Fits…, Part 2
If The Shoe Fits…

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