If The Shoe Fits…, Part 3
(I go outside to pull my trash cans in from the curb. My neighbor and her young daughter are playing outside in their driveway. I am barefoot.)
Neighbor: “You have to put your shoes on before you go outside, okay?”
Daughter: *pointing at me* “But she’s not wearing any shoes!”
Neighbor: “Well, she’s a big girl, so she’s allowed to.”
Daughter: “When can I be a big girl?”
Neighbor: “When you’re old enough to put your shoes on without being told.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
