I Wouldn’t Bank On It, Honey

(I work in a bank inside a larger retailer. This place is very obviously a bank. The word “bank” is in our name. You can’t look at any wall without seeing a poster with the word “bank,” and if you’re not looking at a wall, you’ll see dozens of pamphlets advertising checking and loan products. A customer comes up to our counter before we open as my coworkers and I are counting our drawers.)

Customer: “Can I get my nails done here?”