I Am The Alpha And The Omega Of Inappropriateness

| Romantic | March 12, 2017

Fiancée: “I hate that my professors don’t know their Greek letters. My aerospace engineering prof mixing up zeta and xi, and he keeps calling omega ‘W.’”

Me: “You mentioned he’s bad at explaining what he’s talking about. Could it be he’s discussing something else that’s actually ‘W?’”

Fiancée: “Nah, it’s the angular momentum formula, and angular momentum is always omega.”

Me: “Maybe he’s talking about wangular momentum?”

Fiancée: “Heh. That sounds kind of dirty, though.”

Me: “Oh, god, it does. ‘Today we’ll be studying helicopters!’”

(“Helicopter” is a euphemism for a guy swinging certain body parts in a circle.)

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