I Am The Alpha And The Omega Of Inappropriateness
Fiancée: “I hate that my professors don’t know their Greek letters. My aerospace engineering prof mixing up zeta and xi, and he keeps calling omega ‘W.’”
Me: “You mentioned he’s bad at explaining what he’s talking about. Could it be he’s discussing something else that’s actually ‘W?’”
Fiancée: “Nah, it’s the angular momentum formula, and angular momentum is always omega.”
Me: “Maybe he’s talking about wangular momentum?”
Fiancée: “Heh. That sounds kind of dirty, though.”
Me: “Oh, god, it does. ‘Today we’ll be studying helicopters!’”
(“Helicopter” is a euphemism for a guy swinging certain body parts in a circle.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
