We Know Who Is The Boss In This Relationship

(I’m hanging out with my boyfriend’s family, playing a game on his PS4 while his little nephew tries to pester me. Usually, I only play on my computer or phone. I manage to get to a big boss fight.)

Boyfriend: *picking up his nephew* “Now this one’s really tough, so give ’em all you’ve got.”

(The boss turns out to be bigger and faster than my character, so I have to dart around and look for openings to attack. Finally, I squeak through with just a sliver of health left, having made it in one attempt.)

Boyfriend: “I hate you.”

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “It took me SIX HOURS to win that fight! How did you just…”

Me: “I’m playing it on easy!”

Boyfriend: *leans in and whispers* “So was I.”