His Love For Her Israel

(My boyfriend is a camp counsellor. He has long, messy blonde hair, and is chatting with a little Israeli girl.)

Boyfriend: “Oh you’re Israeli? That’s cool; so is my neighbor!”

Little Girl: “Oh, well you should marry her!”

Boyfriend: “Well actually, I have a girlfriend!”

Little Girl: “Oh. Well you should marry her instead! But first you need to get a haircut.”