Under The Age And Below The Belt

| Romantic | July 27, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are riding in a truck bed with another friend. We each have a beer in our hands with another pack sitting with us. A state trooper passes by, does a U-turn, and pulls us over. The driver, my boyfriend’s uncle, steps out of the cab to greet the trooper. Note that I am male, and look extremely young for my age, whereas my boyfriend looks every bit his age, given his height and facial hair.)

Uncle: “Evening! What can I do for you?”

Trooper: “I was passing by, and I saw what looked like a young child in the truck bed. You have to be 18 to ride in a bed, son.”

Me: “Oh, that’s okay. I’m 24.”

(I pull out my driver’s license, and show the trooper. He is satisfied, and says nothing about the beer everywhere. The trooper leaves.)

Friend: “You would think he would card all of us instead of just you.”

Boyfriend: “We are going to tease you so much over this.”

Me: “If I look under 18, what does that make you look like?”

Boyfriend: “I… uh…”

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