He’s Totally Screwed
Customer: “I’m looking for a screw.”
Me: “Sure, can you describe to me what you need?”
Customer: *Like I’m the dumbest person alive* “Uh, a screw? You know, to hold things together?”
Me: *In my sweetest customer service voice* “Yes, and would you need any particular dimensions or material for that screw, or will any old one off the shelf do it for you?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
