Here Comes The Neighborhood

| Virginia Beach, VA, USA | Friendly | June 16, 2016

(I have a lot of annoying neighbors in the apartment complex: domestic disputes, neighbors stomping around, people knocking on doors for hours, just to name a few. But the worst is Orgasm Girl.)

Orgasm Girl: “Oh, my god! YES! Right there!”

Me: “Really? Again?”

Orgasm Girl: “Oh, GOD, YES! YES!” *continued screaming*

Me: “That can’t be real. It sounds like a porno!”

Orgasm Girl: “OH! OH! OH!” *finally finishes in a bigger scream*

Another Apartment: *applauds loudly and cheers*

Orgasm Girl: “…” *(thankfully) silent the rest of the night*

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