How To Smoke Out The Bad Guys
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| June 15, 2016
(On my way to work I am sitting on a bench, smoking a cigarette, and browsing the Internet on my phone, when a man on a bike stops right in front of me.)
Man: “Do you have a cigarette for me?”
Me: “No, sorry.”
Man: “Will you please give me a cigarette?”
Me: “No, sorry. I don’t just give away cigarettes like that.”
Man: *starting to ride his bike away* “You fat cow! YOU’RE A C***!”
Me: *in the happiest voice I can make, smiling brightly* “Why, thank you! Have a nice day!”
Man: *flips me off*
(In retrospect, maybe I should have said “At least the fat cow has cigarettes!”)
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