Her New Phone Is Off The Hook-er

(We are helping my great grandma out with her cell phone, since she knows little about how to use one. As a joke, my dad changes my grandfathers contact name, which is her son in law, to ‘Pimp Daddy’.)

Dad: “Hey, Jim *grandfather*! Call Beatty *great grandma*.”

(He does, and ‘Pimp Daddy’ shows up on screen. My Great Grandma bursts into laughter, then answers the phone.)

Great Grandma: “I’m sorry! I can’t give you the money, the guy stiffed me!”