He’ll Be Saying Mating For Life
(I’m about six. I read a lot for my age, and have just learnt about the birds and the bees – in very scientific terms. I’m at my uncle’s house and have just come into the living room to see a steamy scene on the TV.)
Me: “Look, uncle! That man and woman, they’re mating!”
(To this day I have no idea how my uncle managed to keep his cool.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
