Great Criminal Minds

(I’m watching TV when my boyfriend walks in the room and starts changing out of his white t-shirt.)

Me: *pointing to the TV where a man is also taking off a white t-shirt* “Hey, look. You two are doing the exact same thing.”

Boyfriend: “Great minds think alike…”

Me: “You might want to hold that thought.”

(As we continue watching the man pulls on a pair of latex gloves and starts gathering supplies which include duct tape and a knife.)

Me: “I’m watching Criminal Minds.”

Boyfriend: “Forget what I said.”