Gotta Take It H2-Slowly
(I work in a flower shop. We sell cut flowers and some potted plants. Two young women approach the counter with one small potted cactus each.)
Customer #1: “We’d like these, please. Are they easy to take care of?”
Me: “Yup, they’re very easy going. Just put them in direct sunlight and water them about once a month.”
Customer #1: “Once a month?!”
Me: “That’s right. A lot of people are surprised when they hear that, but you can actually kill a cactus by overwatering it.”
(Customer #1 starts jumping around and clapping.)
Customer #2: “I told her that if she could keep a plant alive for a year, she could have a boyfriend.”
Me: “…I don’t think the point of having a boyfriend is to keep him alive.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?