Will Suddenly Find Himself Out-Of-Date
(I was asked out on a date by a guy that seemed a bit weird, but perfectly normal. For some reason, maybe nervousness, he starts talking nonstop.)
Date: *discussing adult films*
Me: “That’s not appropriate.”
Date: *starts talking his bed habits*
Me: “That’s nice?”
Date: *gets out phone and starts reciting lyrics at me*
Me: “Please stop.”
(Thankfully the food comes, but my date started wolfing it down with his hands like a dog, burping and farting loudly, STILL talking.)
Date: “We should go to a hotel together.”
Me: “Are you serious? Yeah, I’m going to go.”
Date: “Why? Don’t you think I’m hot?”
Me: “No.” *leaves*
(He had the nerve to text me, asking for numbers of any of my single girlfriends! I stayed away from dating men for a while after that. Maybe he was trying to amuse me, but I wasn’t amused…)
