Good Thing You Didn’t Go With Answer Number One
Me: “Mom, do you have a mirror I can borrow?”
Mom: “What?”
Me: “A mirror.”
Mom: “WHAT?”
Me: “A MIRROR.”
Mom: “Oh! I thought you asked if I had urine.”
Me: “Why would I want to borrow urine?”
Mom: “I don’t know. I thought you might be doing an experiment or something.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
