Parents Just Have To Be Told Straight

| Related | January 4, 2016

(I am 17 and am at the mall with my parents.)

Me: “I’m a lesbian.”

Dad: *pulls out his wallet and hands my mom $5*

Me: “You were betting that I was gay?!”

Mom: “No. We knew you were gay. I just thought that you’d wait until you moved out to tell us.”

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