Going To Bed Is A Pain In The Butt

(I am putting my daughter to bed. She has an elaborate goodnight ritual that involves a certain sequence of hugs and kisses. I think we have already finished that part of saying goodnight.)

Me: “Lie down now if you want me to tuck you in.”

Daughter: “But, kisses!”

Me: “Butt kisses?!”

Daughter: “No, not butt kisses. Goodnight kisses!”

(I repeat the goodnight kisses.)

Me: “Goodnight!”