A Pompeiious Request

(We’re on a holiday visiting Pompeii and decide to walk to the top of the volcano. After half an hour we get to the top and start taking the snapshots. At one point I take the camera to take a picture of my mum, my dad, and my sister.)

Me: “Okay, everybody huddle together!”

(They huddle closer.)

Dad: “Now, make sure you get the volcano in.”

Me: “Dad… we’re standing on the volcano. I don’t think the volcano is going to be too hard to miss.”