Gluten For Punishments

| Learning | July 26, 2013

(I am a high school biochemistry teacher. My students are working on a yeast metabolism experiment, and a group of kids are whispering to one of their members to ask me something.)

Me: “Hey, guys. Ask me what?”

Student: “Um… okay. I was wondering… can you get a yeast infection from eating bread?”

Me: “Uh … wrong species, and wrong infection route.”

Student: “Unless you’re really bad at eating bread.”

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